Matthew 25:36 (nsfw)

The Bible urges us to clothe the naked, so I offered the fence climber my neck tie. Not being a corporate creature anymore, I don’t wear it anyway. It fit her well, being precisely the right length to ensure a degree of modesty and warmth. Its busy pattern also proved excellent for testing the resolution and the anti-aliasing filter of my camera.

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10 Responses to Matthew 25:36 (nsfw)

  1. Pingback: Fence climber (nsfw) | VolkStudio Blog

  2. Lanius says:

    Let me guess the height. 5’1″ ?

    • Oleg Volk says:

      5’2″

      • Lanius says:

        So many hobbits in America.

        Few 5’2 women in central Europe. Must be because everyone there is mostly descended from central/northern Europeans who are taller than human average, it seems.

        In America, tiny women are much more common.

  3. David says:

    It seems your resolution is just fine…

  4. Nikolay says:

    Какое красивое и компактное! Удобно брать в путешествия.

  5. Joe Lovato says:

    WOW! Just WOW! I am without words. You, sir, have a fantastic job. I have followed your blog, and marveled at your photos, but I have never, until now, sat and stared. WOW!

  6. Domi says:

    I’m not a hobbit. I am funsized. lol

  7. Mike says:

    The only reason that these stranglers persist is that a Hard-Core group of men bully everyone else into wearing them!

    Great use for this anachronistic fashion statement!

    • Oleg Volk says:

      I have never been fond of wearing a noose around my neck. Glad I do not have to.

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