Category Archives: humor

A true sign of an effete civilization…

Posted on November 23, 2016 by Oleg Volk

…is the reluctance to initiate warfare, rapine and bloody mayhem, like true servants of benevolent gods do. Instead, we wait, like little scared bitches, for others to start the fight so that we can end it without guilt.

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Road blocked ahead by trash?

Posted on November 19, 2016 by Oleg Volk

I’ve brought a broom.

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“With all this excitement…”

Posted on November 19, 2016 by Oleg Volk

“…I can’t recall if I fired six shots or only five. But being as this is a seven-shot Nagant, you don’t have to ask yourself if you feel lucky, punk. You aren’t.”

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A prepper’s dilemma

Posted on September 9, 2016 by Oleg Volk

After the tour of Federal Ammunition plant in Anoka, I am convinced that fewer rounds of good ammo beat more bulk milsurp. The QC process at Federal is rather more impressive than the lack thereof that’s evident from the results … Continue reading →

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You’ve read the order!

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Oleg Volk
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Gun stand

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Oleg Volk

Made from the finest porcelain.

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Guns, fidelity and genital size

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Oleg Volk

Reading anti-gunner comments about guns being compensations for small genitals, I wonder if they realize the assertion is a compliment. In nature, species with relatively large genitals are engaged in sperm competition, generally stemming from non-monogamous mating habits. Developing large … Continue reading →

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Hush, Daddy!

Posted on May 17, 2016 by Oleg Volk
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Funny wabbit!

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Oleg Volk
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This is not a scarf

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Oleg Volk

It’s not a pipe, either.

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Bear cavalry is real!

Posted on February 2, 2016 by Oleg Volk
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Hazards of modeling: the hungry beasts

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Oleg Volk

So you are just standing in a meadow, trying to look properly angsty…and this big beast comes up and tries to nibble on you!

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Pay Attention!

Posted on December 2, 2015 by Oleg Volk

 

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She’s no mechanic!

Posted on November 1, 2015 by Oleg Volk

She may have a grease gun, but the cars she serviced catch fire more than they run…

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Poor Yorick and other skulls

Posted on September 2, 2015 by Oleg Volk

“My dearest deer…” “Drink up!”

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Fun guns and the girls who shoot them

Posted on August 11, 2015 by Oleg Volk

ATI STG44-22 is one of my favorite plinkers. Scoped, it’s impressively accurate.

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Pole arms and hoplophobes

Posted on July 31, 2015 by Oleg Volk

I wonder why the fans of Markley’s Law don’t annoy the Swiss guardsmen with their helberds or the Japanese history reenactors with spears and naginatas. Seems to me, the users of pole arms are far more appropriate targets for the accusations … Continue reading →

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Don’t dare Mad Mike — he would take you up!

Posted on July 5, 2015 by Oleg Volk

Writer Michael Z Williamson. Tshirts are available here.  

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Mein Kline Amie

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Oleg Volk

Writer Amie Gibbons.  

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Where pugs come from

Posted on June 20, 2015 by Oleg Volk
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