Category Archives: humor

New on CTD: Sweet Bleeding Zombies

Posted on November 27, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Ever wondered how to fight off a zombie stripper? Wonder no more!

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KSG and SU16 Updates

Posted on November 19, 2012 by Oleg Volk

(Tan Ceracoat) (Chromed) (9″ barrel)

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Kathy Jackson with a cornered cat.

Posted on October 25, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Gremlin with Kathy Jackson of the Cornered Cat fame. While she’s a great writer and a highly regarded self-defense trainer, I get an impression that the furbie appreciates her more for being cuddly. So sexist!

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The Great Black Hunter

Posted on October 14, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Gremlin and his field staff on a mouse hunt. Two foes in feldgrau fur coats fell prey to his might.

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Эволюция слов за двадцать лет.

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Интересно, сколько уже лет слово “мыльница” значит преимущественно “компактный цифровой фотоаппарат”? Термин “цифро-мыльница” уже не употребляется (плёночные вышли из обращения), а сами мыльницы для мыла вроде тоже канули в лету. Кто теперь ими пользуется кроме диких туристов… А с распространением … Continue reading →

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Ever wondered where all those Keltec rifles end up?

Posted on September 13, 2012 by Oleg Volk

The zombies are hoarding them for the apocalypse. Preferred caliber is 300Blackout, of course. When the night of the living dead comes, they won’t have to stumble around hoping to snag a slow human. Why try to catch the brain … Continue reading →

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Does it make my FAL look fat?

Posted on September 12, 2012 by Oleg Volk
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Famous gun writer, retired Marine Corps Major Tom Kill.

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Oleg Volk

The illustrious comrade in arms of Major Caudill, Tom Kill…err, Tamara Keel of View From The Porch blog is writing an article about Boberg XR9-S for Concealed Carry magazine. I got to photograph her on the secret Lunar base right … Continue reading →

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Ways to relax

Posted on August 16, 2012 by Oleg Volk

One of my friends recently wrote about her reaction to the news: “I’d take up flower-arranging to try and calm down, but I’d probably just wind up turning out lovely arrangements of dead roses and barbed wire…” I suspect that … Continue reading →

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The reason for Desert Eagle grips size

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Ever wondered who has hands big enough to shoot Desert Eagles comfortably? I bet he carries enough of them to do New York reloads…or at least his book characters could.

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Have you ever wondered what “SSG” means?

Posted on July 18, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Steyr SSG08 isn’t pretty. Like PKM and RPG7 it’s what you haul out when utility trumps aesthetics. 12-42x Nightforce scope might be a bit much for it, but it does help to see the whites of their eyes at very … Continue reading →

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2-D people in Budapest

Posted on June 15, 2012 by Oleg Volk

I am guessing that this display advertised an apartment building.

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Details make all the difference

Posted on June 13, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Only when I looked at this photo on a big screen did I see another sculpture:

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Back from Europe just in time to get into a drone shoot

Posted on June 10, 2012 by Oleg Volk

After passing through Prague and Bratislava, I flew back on Friday from Budapest. The first weekend proved rather exciting, with Day by Day cast shooting down a drone and me documenting the picturesque wreckage. But that’s not the full story. … Continue reading →

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Canon T90 with 17mm lens. (nsfw)

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Oleg Volk

(Photo of T90 with 50mm lens by Mark Probst) My first “serious” SLR camera after coming to the US was the awful T-60, an unreliable and vibration-prone entry level camera. I opted for it over used AE1 and similar bodies … Continue reading →

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New on CTD: The absurdity of zero tolerance policy, illustrated.

Posted on April 29, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Read all about it!

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Matthew 25:36 (nsfw)

Posted on April 8, 2012 by Oleg Volk

The Bible urges us to clothe the naked, so I offered the fence climber my neck tie. Not being a corporate creature anymore, I don’t wear it anyway. It fit her well, being precisely the right length to ensure a … Continue reading →

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This long cat isn’t very long (nsfw)

Posted on April 3, 2012 by Oleg Volk

This one isn’t as long as usual, but it comes with an attentive attendant.

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Gremlin’s new girlfriend

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Oleg Volk
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What a grimace!

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Oleg Volk

Photographer Chryseis Dawn

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