What’s in his nassssty pocketsssesss?

In Sprague de Camp’s Lest Darkness Fall (now available freely on-line!), a historian visiting Rome gets shunted from 1939 to 536AD. Besides half-way decent knowledge of Latin, he has what was in his pockets at the time of the transfer:

He strolled up an alley to be out of sight and began going through his pockets. The roll of Italian bank notes would be about as useful as a broken five-cent mousetrap. No, even less; you might be able to fix a mousetrap. A book of American Express traveler’s checks, a Roman street-car transfer, an Illinois driver’s license, a leather case full of keys-all ditto. His pen, pencil, and lighter would be useful as long as ink, leads, and lighter fuel held out. His pocket knife and his watch would undoubtedly fetch good prices, but he wanted to hang onto them as long as he could.

He counted the fistful of small change. There were just twenty coins, beginning with four ten-lire silver cartwheels. They added up to forty-nine lire, eight centesimi, or about five dollars. The silver and bronze should be exchangeable. As for the nickel fifty-centesimo and twenty-centesimo pieces, he’d have to see.

A modern person would be worse off in regard to coinage, as none of the coins in common circulation are silver or copper. PDAs would hold out as long as the battery charge, though the data within might survive much longer.

If a man knew he was going to be whisked back into the past, he would load himself down with all sorts of useful junk in preparation, an encyclopedia, texts on metallurgy, mathematics, and medicine, a slide rule, and so forth. And a gun, with plenty of ammunition.

But Padway had no gun, no encyclopedia, nothing but what an ordinary twentieth-century man carries in his pockets. Oh, a little more, because he’d been traveling at the time: such useful things as the traveler’s checks, a hopelessly anachronistic street map, and his passport. And he had his wits. He’d need them.

Slide rule could be replaced with a solar panel calculator, the rest makes sense. A person getting shunted from modern Rome or even New York City would be unlikely to carry any sidearm at all, though he might have a pocket knife. A person getting time-shunted from Boise or Nashville may well be better prepared, though his chances of finding any civilization in 536AD would be slim indeed.

So assuming you get moved back in time as you are on a typical day, with just the clothes and the contents of your pockets coming along, how would you do? I would assume that language and medical skills would be more important than specific artifacts, but having a few useful gadgets can’t hurt.

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Dallas

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A very girly gun.

It’s not pink. It’s black and so go with every outfit. Collapsible stock, low-recoil 5.45 caliber, sensuous long-stroke gas piston operation. All it’s missing is the sling.

Romanian AK74 clone with Primary Arms red dot on a Midwest Industries rail.

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And for the rest of us…

…there’s the forward pistol grip.

Lightweight Thompson with 100-round disk magazine.

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J.Neal Schulman’s blog

http://jneilschulman.rationalreview.com I recommend it.

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Behind the cat

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Borrowed clothes

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Old and flabby?

A certain 37 year old woman described her appearance thus: “I have had 2 kids and my boobs sag. I have also lost the equivalent of another human when I lost 100lbs. That leaves skin that can only be fixed with a knife.”

If anyone doesn’t think that women are too hard on themselves when it comes to looks, I enter this evidence:

Continue reading

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Fun plinker

Tactical Solutions .22 upper, Primary Arms 1-4x scope, Black Dog Machine “everlasting” billet magazine.

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Your rifle doesn’t have to swim in gun oil to work

The rifle shown with the Armatac drum is mine. Thanks to the Timney trigger and free-floated barrel, it shoots very well. Instead of the unmagnified EOtech holographic sight shown in the video, I use a 3.5-15x Nightforce scope.

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50BMG cartridge pen by Brian Evichin

The real reason why the pen is sometimes mightier than the sword.

Pen details

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Guitarist

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Comforting embrace

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Kriss 45ACP SBR

Angela from Lucky Gunner is checking out short-barreled Kriss 45ACP carbine. The shape above the barrel is the integrated flashlight.

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Boberg XR9S, top view.

XR9-S

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PPS50

Unfortunately, I just over-wrote the layered file, so this image won’t get edited any further…

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Short pants, small arms

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Magnolia

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Coonan

Coonan

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Good time at the range

Had a good time at the range today with a couple of visitors (Ally from Seattle, Marina from New York), a trio of local Marines (Jerome, Aaron and one of their friends whose name escapes me just now) and Charles St.George with his son Arran. Charles brought three rifles of his design, a Leader 50 bullpup, a Bushmaster M17 and a Leader Dynamics T2 MK5. Using those and suppressed Keltec SU22 and Tactical Solutions .22 upper on an AR15, the Marines instructed my visitors in effective use of rifles.

Although thirty years old, T2 shot well and had minimal felt recoil. Internally, it is simpler by far than AR180 and the design is more robust. Trigger was a bit heavy but very crisp and the sight design ingenious. The only update on it was a Micor 1N9 flash hider, otherwise it was as imported three decades ago.

Although light, the rifle didn’t warm up very much on firing. The handguards are thin enough for comfortable hold and have swells to keep the support hand from shifting. It’s definitely industrial looking. You can tell it’s an older design by the lack of the Picatinny rail and unfenced magazine release (though the button is sufficiently well sprung to avoid accidental mag drops).

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